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Sunday, December 15, 2013

Spring Break: Who Needs Panama City

It was a good train ride.  The majestic Rhine Valley gave rise to evergreens thawing from a cold continental winter; the vineyard's terrace highlighted only by the contrast of soil and vine.  The castle remains, though in ruins, cast haunting regal stares on us below, still waiting for the next wave of North men, vigilant to the last.  But we are from the west.  And the horseless carriage plowing along the west bank of the river shielded us at times from the years of long ago.  We were not there for a history lesson, I had studied that enough in my classes, it was Spring Break.  Being March, I had a parka over my swimwear. 

Now, I can hear the question: why would you go to Germany for Spring Break?  Why not Miami, Panama City, or South Padre Island perhaps?  Oh sure, I missed the hedonistic right of passage for jail bait and collegiate brass polisher alike.  Hilariously embarrassing after stories aside, what do I want with a bunch of inebriated, and often underage, hooligans whose quest for liquid divinity supersedes common sense and human courtesy?  If I wanted to be subject to the whims of mass appeal, I'd turn on a TV.  And in reality, Germany has everything that the usual Spring Break haunts have but with better accents.  So it was, with a sense of adventure, an escape of the routine and an addiction to not be like everyone else, I set off with the cheapest tickets to Europe: Chicago to Frankfurt, Germany. 

So, for this Spring Break, avoid the temptation of the Gulf.  The usual hot spots are just an extension of the parties you have already and will continue to attend on campus.  Try the less traditional locales.  Bars and clubs are still more than happy to entertain you and take your money.  You can still meet others you can hang out with throughout the week.  So, go on, pack your parka and gain a unique experience.  Remembrances and sobriety are optional.  

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